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    • plot twist: an actual teenager would play the role of a teenager in a movie

    florelgreen:

    you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time


    leupagus:

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    thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    sevenpoints:

    HE BROUGHT IT ON HIMSELF

    I actually found this pretty depressing because when Happy asks her if she’s boxed before, she looks so proud of herself when she says she has, and then he just kind of demeans her response by suggesting that she wasn’t a real boxer, and you see her face just drop

    Natasha Romanoff: professional to an extent.

    She’s professional the whole way through — Happy is the one who isn’t just stupefyingly unprofessional but vicious in his attempt to punch her when her back was turned.

    Literally. He tried to punch a woman he’d just met, before she’d gotten any gloves, before he’d explained anything else to her.  Fuck anybody who thinks that Natasha’s treatment of him (which is so obviously instinct and training, not a desire to humiliate him, unlike his violence toward her) is unprofessional.

    (Source: cloudranger)

    broadway-aradia:

    i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

    (Source: seven-lilies)


    helloimcaptainjack:

    oh how times have changed

    xx

    truckyousasha:

    septemberwildflowers:

    jewist:

    the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again

    the fact that over 300,000 other people know exactly what this feels like too is a source of great comfort

    especially if it’s a kiss

    amortizing:

    2014 is half over and

    • -i lost no weight
    • -didn’t learn anything
    • -haven’t made an effort to save money
    • -still ugly

    (Source: adventuringasnotagrownup)

    beyoncescock:

    seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends


    (Source: randallfthegrey)


    plundr:

    This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

    (Source: theone8888)

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