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    modestmgmtofficial:

    everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

    • 5 gallons of homework
    • mouthful of lint
    • 20 degrees of facial oil
    • 7 pints of china
    • handful of fergi
    • 60 mph of dad

    gaksdesigns:

    Geometric watercolor-like tattoos by Russian based artist Sasha Unisex 


    unsexual:

    is it wrong to be in love with an electric car

    telapathetic:

     *intensely doesnt care*

    vulgarswami:

    when youre having dinner at your friends house

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    and his parents start arguing

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    and you want them to pass the salt

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    but the salts right in between their upcoming divorce


    sexadvicegoddess:

    sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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    I am crying I love this too much

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    I just want to be a perfect mix of Audrey Hepburn, Blair Waldorf, Kate Middleton, Elle Woods, and a Disney Princess.
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