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    psyducker:

    this is literally my favorite trend ever please never let this die

    thescienceofficer:

    algrenion:

    overlypolitebisexual:

    whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

     

    so.. just like real life

    janemba:

    *is a wreck*

    *gives ppl lifestyle advice*

    tea-and-tumblr:

    snorlaxatives:

    i don’t understand people who make multiple facebook statuses every day like wtf i haven’t made a facebook status since like world war 2

    "wow this trench sucks #didnazithatcoming"

    (Source: snorlaxatives)


    prettywildmostlyfree:

    You want to know why I don’t like haunted houses? Because they’re just like relationships. You walk in all confident, and then once you get in, it’s not what you thought it was gonna be, and it’s scary! (x)

    bangcaster:

    you can still be thick and have a thigh gap 

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    (Source: kanyeahwest)


    Gordo: setting the bar impossibly high for men since 2000

    whyi-s-m-i-l-e:

    "Wait, Peeta didn’t die after Catching Fire? So happy he is ok. Man,I was very worried."

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    probablyalannister:

    bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

    didihearthereadyset:

    peanut-butter-sexual:

    didihearthereadyset:

    My friends are so fucking strange

    I like him. Keep him.

    I’m actually dating him

    i ship it

    we all ship it

    (Source: spoopybarakarts)


    banjiwitch:

    my-chemical—bromance:

    banjiwitch:

    !!!!!

    i wasn’t ready

    billy-pilgrims:

    [writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

    gingahhh:

    when he finally shows you his dick

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